An iguana statuette. Not just any iguana statuette, either. This iguana statuette:
His name is Mr. Voodoo-Man and he's awesome. I decided that I would be his Voice, since ceramic larynxes probably don't work very well. He will be a wise and magnanimous overlord! All shall bow to him!
I can't stop giggling at how epic he is, seriously. I've been toting him around for hours and making ringing proclamations for him.
I think my parents are getting tired of hearing, "Mr. Voodoo-Man approves of this French Toast." and "Mr. Voodoo-Man desires more tea."
But Mr. Voodoo-Man doesn't care. He's too awesome to be bothered by such criticism.
PS: I'm getting him a cape. And a top hat. Hah.